Growl, Said My Tummy
Grrrrrrrwwwwwwullll, said the tummy.
In an attempt to mix and digest food inside the master’s stomach, the angry batch of acids were desperately trying to break down food. But alas, there wasn’t any food present.
“perhaps master wasn’t able to eat” said the acids.
“maybe we just need to work harder. maybe the master only took a few bites”, said the stomach walls. The stomach walls squeezed together trying to mix and digest food.
Still no sign of food anywhere. It was getting noisy inside, for the gases and digestive juices slosh around the stomach, and there was no food to muffle the sounds.
The acids were still working, hoping desperately for something to clean up. Everyone was waiting..
Ploop! Diced pieces of bread, chicken, lettuce, bacon and fries were quickly falling down the master’s tubes. Everyone who was working began to rejoice in what they saw, their morale was greatly boosted, and digestion was in the works once again. After a while, they got intel from the brain that it was Burger King’s Chicken Sandwich. After a short while, minty peppermint flavored ice cream came down from above. Everyone at the job site was laughing. They thought that it was too much, but still did what they were supposed to do. Several digestive muscles and fluids were working, double time!
“oh no people, we’ve got trouble! dairy product! i repeat… dairy product!!!”
The workers were in panic. Lactose intolerance alert! “It won’t be for another 2 hours guys, get ready! remember, we can’t digest all that Lactose! Ready the gut! It’s going to stay there for quite some time!”
After a while, more food rushed down to the job site. These were Krispy Kreme donuts, the brain told them…New York and Blueberry Cheesecake flavored ones. The food rush stopped after the donuts got worked on.
30 minutes after, the brain alerted the digestive team to double up on the working. The body has been acting strange. It began demanding a lot of energy from the food that the master ate.
…but that’s a totally different story.
Raaaaaaaaaaarrrr!, said the master. >:)
(circa, 29 December 2008, from my old blog).
